How to take a bath without water

In 500 words, write a humorous process essay response/s to one or more of the following prompts: How to become a celebrity How to look beautiful before hitting the clubs How to appear rich at the club when you are quite poor How Karma works How to successfully perform April Fools jokes How to get rid of all social networks How to write a winning essay How to fix a stupid How to save on college tuition fees How to get free cinema tickets How to get an impossible job How to impress your parents How to clean teeth without brush How to take a bath without water How to cope with job interview anxiety How to be a drama queen How to fly free How to act like Donald Trump How to get rid of lice How to spend others money How to cheat How to win your back Ex How to ruin a wedding, date, or funeral How to act American How to behave sober when you are not How to blame others for everything you’ve done wrong How to hide a fart If you run out of ideas, you can write on additional prompts listed above.